| Your Fortune Is |
 He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot. |
| You Are 60% Weird |
 You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right? But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks! |
27 August 2005
Virtue Fortune Cookies & Weirdness
26 August 2005
Icchy Fingers.
A few months ago, a bunch of Africans began meeting late at night in the house directly across the fence from my window. Irritatingly noisy and inconsiderate, they were, their throats intensely vibrating the air around them (laughing, swearing, talking, debating), paying no heed to the ones who cannot possibly block them out, even with a closed window. Worse that they don't start until midnight and lasts until 2, around and sometimes.
As I decide to complain about this group of at least four, one of whom is a women, something different pounced steadily through the open windows: rhymes, beats (vocals and feet and hands utlized), notes, poetries, lyrics, songs.
Utterly interesting group of people, despite their lack of "turn down the volume after 10pm" concept...
Ittai, nanimono da yo, aitsura wa?
As I decide to complain about this group of at least four, one of whom is a women, something different pounced steadily through the open windows: rhymes, beats (vocals and feet and hands utlized), notes, poetries, lyrics, songs.
Utterly interesting group of people, despite their lack of "turn down the volume after 10pm" concept...
Ittai, nanimono da yo, aitsura wa?
22 August 2005
"Uro-English"
-----Original Message-----
From: Vivian Schlesinger
Sent: Monday, August 22, 2005 4:26 PM
To: Annitta Mui; Cecilia Eng; Dennis Tom; Farshad Altafi; Jack Emerson;
Peggy Daley
Subject: FW: Changes to English Language :)
European English Language
Enjoy your English while you can...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will become the official language of the European Union, rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
1. In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy.
2. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
3. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
4. Publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
5. Governments will enkourage removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
6. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
7. Peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and
"w" with "v".
8. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten
styl.
Zer vil be n! o mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
From: Vivian Schlesinger
Sent: Monday, August 22, 2005 4:26 PM
To: Annitta Mui; Cecilia Eng; Dennis Tom; Farshad Altafi; Jack Emerson;
Peggy Daley
Subject: FW: Changes to English Language :)
European English Language
Enjoy your English while you can...
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
will become the official language of the European Union, rather than
German, which was the other possibility.
As part of negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year
phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
1. In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump with joy.
2. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k".
This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
3. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
4. Publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
5. Governments will enkourage removal of double letters, which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
6. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the
languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
7. Peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and
"w" with "v".
8. During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten
styl.
Zer vil be n! o mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru!
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
07 August 2005
Something Damnable
But before anything:
Take The quiz yourself
Yes! LoL. I'd pay 13 cents for fame, immortality and power! XD
It's 01:31 now; I've been reading DJ and Xanga. I'll do that topic-related thing tomorrow.
Take The quiz yourself
Yes! LoL. I'd pay 13 cents for fame, immortality and power! XD
It's 01:31 now; I've been reading DJ and Xanga. I'll do that topic-related thing tomorrow.
03 August 2005
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Haha...since I'm completely Xanga-incompatible (Though people would've seen this through MySpace anyways...?)...
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Friday, August 12, 2005, 7:30 p.m.
Herbst Theatre 401 Van Ness, San Francisco
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THE FOLLOWING IS A
Youth for Asian Theater presents Unspoken
Friday, August 12, 2005, 7:30 p.m.
Herbst Theatre 401 Van Ness, San Francisco
Admission FREE
READ MORE HERE!
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