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FROM: Varies (spoofed)
SUBJECT: Examples: Delivery service mail, Delivery by mail,
Registration is accepted, Is delivered mail, You are made
active
BODY: Examples: Thanks for use of our software. Before use
read the help.
ATTACHMENT: Examples: wsd01, viupd02, siupd02, guupd02,
zupd02, upd02, Jol03 (with an extension of .exe,
.scr, .com or .cpl)

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Unexpected communication ports open on infected machine.
Outgoing messages with noted body content and attachments.

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The Pokemon Gene & Life-Sized Gackt

Source Lelola.net:

The Oncogene POKEMON (for POK Erythroid Myeloid Ontogenic factor) and is published in Nature in the Jan 20, 2005 issue. LoL!! It made me tear...though my tear glands seem to be quite loose lately...
■　Sloan-Kettering - New Cancer Gene Identified

(Gasp!) Life-Sized gackt for auction, all funding goes to Tsunami Relief!
■　＜ウーマン・エキサイト・オークション＞ "『Gackt等身大フィギュア』スマトラ島沖地震チャリティーオークション"

AArgh!

Argh. I hate this. I can feel my tear glands swelling from tearing up the the whole day. And the more it stings, the more it tears. The more I squeeze my eyes and wipe the salty liquids, which I swear just leaks out of my digestive system and out my nose and eyes the miniute I drink something like an open faucet, the more it stings and swells and the faucet just can't be turned off...My vocals are jammed with mucus and my nose are both stuffed and runny, and the only way I can speak and not rasp is by talking with a high and squeally voice...

BlogThis: sasuxnaru: Crack IRC RP YAOI! (AKA 'Can Anyone Tell NARUTO 245 and Sickness Is Just Too Much For Me?')

ROFL. 'Sauce-kay'

WINDE: CSi:NY!!
tzuki: THE BUTLER IN THE LIVINGROOM WITH THE CANDLESTICK!
tzuki: ^^
Keiko: Clue!
WINDE: lmao
Keiko:the candlestick is cliche!
tzuki: sooooo...the wrench then?
Keiko: i'd say the rope
tzuki: or how about a bundle of CD-Rs? one of them 100 packs
WINDE: lmfao
Keiko: Oooooh no one would ever suspect Scarlet in the lounge with the CD-Rs
tzuki: lol
Keiko: XDDD
Winde: omg i'm making an away message with that
tzuki: hahaha
Keiko: lol
tzuki: Kisame in the bathroom with the porno mag (playgirl, of course)
Keiko: playGIRL?
tzuki: well, he wouldn't want playboy, that's all girls
Keiko: lol
Keiko: nono, he's not gay, just happy
tzuki: LOL
Keiko: XDD
Keiko: poor Kisame
Keiko: he's really quite the gentleman
Keiko: so polite
Keiko: ... before killing people
tzuki: XD my roommate says Kisame prefers National Geographic with a centerfold/special article on sharks
Keiko: oh baby
Keiko: it's probably true though
Keiko: he looks more shark than man
Keiko: makes me wonder who his parents were
Winde: jaws!
Keiko: LOL!
Keiko: mother or father?
Winde: uh both?
Winde: lmao
tzuki: mother, and then that talking shark from those cartoons from like the 70s...
tzuki: would be the father
tzuki: to explain how he can talk :D
Winde: lol
Keiko: and how he's anime
Keiko: ^^
Keiko: poor little Kisame, not enough love as a child
Keiko: both his parents were so famous
tzuki: haha, one parent talking too much, the other one just trying to eat people
Winde: ahaha
Keiko: *insert Jaws theme*
tzuki: hehehe
Winde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs around*
Keiko: Kisame's coming after you!!
Keiko: no wait, he's in the bathroom with the National Geographic
tzuki: bet Itachi didn't realize his *cough*partner*cough* had such famous relatives
* Winde snickers
Keiko: Well, Itachi's got his own...er... problems...
Winde: awww poor Itachi...
tzuki: hehe, but of course he doesn't really see them as problems...
* Winde snuggles Itachi
tzuki: just...quirks...
Keiko: Itachi: What the hell are you doing in there Kisame! I need to put on my nail polish!!!
* tzuki 's turn to snicker
Keiko: Itachi: you better not be using my Herbal Essence!
tzuki: LOL
Keiko: Kisame: no, I do not have enough HATE
Keiko: Kisame: Well hello there, endangered species No.139
tzuki: LMAO
Winde: omfg lol
tzuki: kisame: Oh yeah, just like that, baby...you work that fin
Keiko: meanwhile Itachi's having a hissy fit outside the bathroom door...
tzuki: Itachi: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
tzuki: Itachi: Memememememememe!
Keiko: LOL
Keiko: Itachi's a self-centered little bastard
* Keiko snickers
tzuki: Itachi: And you better not be using my lavender-scented hand lotion!
Keiko: it reminds him of angsty little Sasuke
tzuki: hehehe
Keiko: *cough* random little ItaSasu moment*cough* :.:;;
tzuki: Itachi: *leaning against bathroom door* *drooling* Little brother...mmmm...
tzuki: :D
Keiko: and then discomfort arises as he realized that Kisame just farted
tzuki: haha *mood broken*
Keiko: and his precious nailpolish and lavender-scented hand lotion is still inthe bathroom
Keiko: sorry
Keiko: my brain works on random tangents
tzuki: Itachi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They are CONTAMINATED NOW!
Keiko: XD
tzuki: Itachi: You know how long it took to find that EXACT shade of purple?
Keiko: Kisame-cooties
tzuki: lol
Keiko: it's "royal purple #238"

■　sasuxnaru: Crack IRC RP YAOI!

Ch 254. translated.

■　Ch 245 Translations, brought to you by myth720

Comments later—currently dying with a headache. I've become a victim in the round of flu zipping about in school.



「これってば、イチャイチャシリース三年ぶりの最新作！すっげーつまんねーけど、先生好きなんだろう!」 ('kore tteba, Icha Icha Shiri-su san nen buri no saishinsaku! Sugge-tsuman ne- kedo, sensei suki nan darou!')
'After three years, this is the newest of the "Icha Icha" series! It's really boring, but Sensei likes it, right?' - Uzumaki Naruto//NARUTO ch245 :: (gasp!) Naruto reads the Icha Ichas! He had probably read the other series too...LoL. I laughed until I was in tears when I figured out the title: Icha Icha Tactics.

BlogThis: NarutoFan > Members > Polls > Result Booth

■　NarutoFan > Members > Polls > Result Booth— Which Pairing?

YES!! (LoL) as dated 20050127 17:46: 313/562 (55.69) says SasuNaru vs. 243/562 (44.31) says SasuSaku! And SasuNaru keeps the lead!

BlogThis: Naruto Forums - Chapter 245 Agony Part II(SPOILER)

■　Naruto Forums - Chapter 245 Agony Part II(SPOILER): "Chapter 245 Agony Part II"

OMG- KYAAAAAAAA! It has been too long!
I don't like Naruto's new jogger jacket. It looks...normal and UN-Naruto. The long band is pretty cood, though the hanging pants kinda bother me.

Sakura..well, her leg warmers are cute. Fits Sakura. And does Kishimoto have a fetish on medic-nins with aprons?

Both character design seem to be a bite off the Yondaime team (Naruto and his pants [Obito], Sakura and her leg coverings[Rin], etc).

Neither looked older than their were before except the height, but I guess that's alright; even if they're already 15, baby-faces are acceptable—afterall, the face lengthens and thins after the body has finished growing.

UGH. I don't like Naruto's jacket.
But nonetheless, ?. Can't wait.

Nauseated.

Wh00t. The Fall Finals are over, at last. I still have the Alphabet poster and robotics website and Bio project to work on, but at least finals are over...though it's not much to celebrate about.

I finished Chapter 1 of FFX-2, and though I was planning to get further ahead, I stopped when I felt like I was going to throw up from pushing those...things about. The penguin-looking thing that just wouldn't stop going in circles, to be exact. I never thought pushing strangely dressed musicians could be harder to manage than a couple of bosses. I think I feel (as I still feel so) like I'm going to throw up from watching that thing too intently. (sigh) It's literally making me sick.

Ugh. Too much to do. [I really want to type up the commentary for the Kakashi Gaiden...I really do...]

Listen.

It pains. Am I not allowed to get excited about a topic, am I not allowed to want to express my god damned idea without being labled taking every fucking thing personally? Must I, unknowledgeable and do not excell in any skills, always, always, absorb what others have to say only? For once I developed my own viewpoint AND would like to share with the few that would be interested, I was not allowed to talk, not allowed to challenge three-thousand-year-old ideas. Do not Express One's Own Thoughts. I would be much satisfied if he knew what my bloody point is. But even that was cut off and lost to his sea of 'knowledge.' I am no longer the child whose only task was to absorb all the colors of this world. I'm beginning to mix colors and growing new sprouts from them.

Please, listen to me.

More than anyone else in this world, I trust you to unreservedly voice your feedbacks on my ideas.

More than anyone else in this universe, I want you to beta and proofread and dicuss my ideas.

Yes, thank you, more input will be great, but please not when I'm brewing my own mix of cauldron and trying to consult you if that will kill everyone within smelling range by twitchy eyeballs. I don't need the raspberry that will convince people that it's really just juice now, thank you very much. Just knowing the brew will not kill is fine. No. Really. Right now I need to know whether this pollen is edible, not how I should go about collecting them instead of buying them from the department store, nor what is related to it.

Am I mixing my soup or yours? Mine? Doesn't seem quite like it, with you cutting my off at every half sentence.

Do you even know what I'm trying to make?

Lying won't help. I know you weren't listening. I know I didn't get the chance to list the last ingredient in my theoretical recipe that would tell you what the hell I'm trying to make.

Is getting excited about a topic a BAD thing?

I'm tense because I've been trying to say the same DAMNED thing for the past 15 minutes, you know. But then again, you don't know. You were too busy telling me YOUR knowledge of a related subject, going off at a 60° angle, and I kept trying to drag the topic back.

I'm not taking the subject personally. I am, however, taking your inattentiveness personally.

...

No, I don't want you to listen when you're merely doing so because of my anger and don't truely have the heart to listen to what I've got to say.

Just because I explode into a ranting, illogical mess...just going along for me to cool down back into my dark, unmoving, UNTHINKING mass. As long as you didn't provoke me, as long as your ears weren't subjected to outbursts.

You don't even think this is an important mark in my life, and you definately don't think I had put thoughts in to this. You'll just think it's another one of my strange quirks, resulted from an overdose of manga, anime, computer, fanfiction, and spending too much time alone. Not because THIS is what I BELIEVE. Not because I want to let my mind roam past the boundaries between science and superstition and myth and religion and stir them into one gray drink.

You don't believe I have such inspirations, nevermind that I will probably never reach this conclusion.

...

Uh. Yes. Angst. Stress and Tiredness and just too much on my mine does that. Not to mention that I needed that outlet...yet was forced to hold it back...

This was not the first time it happened.

Um...what's up with the lack of updates? Laziness. I actually wanted to do a reflection and aspiration thing back on New Year's Eve, in addition to the Kakashi Gaiden afterthoughts and other junk [including what I did not do during the break], but as I've heard more than enough times, 'shit happens.'

Alright, I'll make some of it up (to who?) with some 'gushing':
?　Ishida Uryuu
[insert gushing here]