BlogThis: sasuxnaru: Crack IRC RP YAOI! (AKA 'Can Anyone Tell NARUTO 245 and Sickness Is Just Too Much For Me?')

ROFL. 'Sauce-kay'

WINDE: CSi:NY!!
tzuki: THE BUTLER IN THE LIVINGROOM WITH THE CANDLESTICK!
tzuki: ^^
Keiko: Clue!
WINDE: lmao
Keiko:the candlestick is cliche!
tzuki: sooooo...the wrench then?
Keiko: i'd say the rope
tzuki: or how about a bundle of CD-Rs? one of them 100 packs
WINDE: lmfao
Keiko: Oooooh no one would ever suspect Scarlet in the lounge with the CD-Rs
tzuki: lol
Keiko: XDDD
Winde: omg i'm making an away message with that
tzuki: hahaha
Keiko: lol
tzuki: Kisame in the bathroom with the porno mag (playgirl, of course)
Keiko: playGIRL?
tzuki: well, he wouldn't want playboy, that's all girls
Keiko: lol
Keiko: nono, he's not gay, just happy
tzuki: LOL
Keiko: XDD
Keiko: poor Kisame
Keiko: he's really quite the gentleman
Keiko: so polite
Keiko: ... before killing people
tzuki: XD my roommate says Kisame prefers National Geographic with a centerfold/special article on sharks
Keiko: oh baby
Keiko: it's probably true though
Keiko: he looks more shark than man
Keiko: makes me wonder who his parents were
Winde: jaws!
Keiko: LOL!
Keiko: mother or father?
Winde: uh both?
Winde: lmao
tzuki: mother, and then that talking shark from those cartoons from like the 70s...
tzuki: would be the father
tzuki: to explain how he can talk :D
Winde: lol
Keiko: and how he's anime
Keiko: ^^
Keiko: poor little Kisame, not enough love as a child
Keiko: both his parents were so famous
tzuki: haha, one parent talking too much, the other one just trying to eat people
Winde: ahaha
Keiko: *insert Jaws theme*
tzuki: hehehe
Winde: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs around*
Keiko: Kisame's coming after you!!
Keiko: no wait, he's in the bathroom with the National Geographic
tzuki: bet Itachi didn't realize his *cough*partner*cough* had such famous relatives
* Winde snickers
Keiko: Well, Itachi's got his own...er... problems...
Winde: awww poor Itachi...
tzuki: hehe, but of course he doesn't really see them as problems...
* Winde snuggles Itachi
tzuki: just...quirks...
Keiko: Itachi: What the hell are you doing in there Kisame! I need to put on my nail polish!!!
* tzuki 's turn to snicker
Keiko: Itachi: you better not be using my Herbal Essence!
tzuki: LOL
Keiko: Kisame: no, I do not have enough HATE
Keiko: Kisame: Well hello there, endangered species No.139
tzuki: LMAO
Winde: omfg lol
tzuki: kisame: Oh yeah, just like that, baby...you work that fin
Keiko: meanwhile Itachi's having a hissy fit outside the bathroom door...
tzuki: Itachi: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!
tzuki: Itachi: Memememememememe!
Keiko: LOL
Keiko: Itachi's a self-centered little bastard
* Keiko snickers
tzuki: Itachi: And you better not be using my lavender-scented hand lotion!
Keiko: it reminds him of angsty little Sasuke
tzuki: hehehe
Keiko: *cough* random little ItaSasu moment*cough* :.:;;
tzuki: Itachi: *leaning against bathroom door* *drooling* Little brother...mmmm...
tzuki: :D
Keiko: and then discomfort arises as he realized that Kisame just farted
tzuki: haha *mood broken*
Keiko: and his precious nailpolish and lavender-scented hand lotion is still inthe bathroom
Keiko: sorry
Keiko: my brain works on random tangents
tzuki: Itachi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! They are CONTAMINATED NOW!
Keiko: XD
tzuki: Itachi: You know how long it took to find that EXACT shade of purple?
Keiko: Kisame-cooties
tzuki: lol
Keiko: it's "royal purple #238"

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