キッちゃん へ

That test only measured how mellow I am towards other people on the outside, because that's what I've been trained to do. I grew up not only in a Chinese society, but a British-ruled one, where poker faces and politeness is stressed. It (doesn't?) help that I am a bit uncaring too, making this little brat one who can swallow a lot of things that others wouldn't. I know, since long ago, that I can put thoughts and stress and other negative intangibles behind me, that I can laugh even when a close relative died. Trained to have a large capacity, I guess. But there's always a breaking point, you know. A balloon can expand and expand only so much before the plastic becomes dangerously clear and thin, then bam. Time to get a new balloon. I did try asserting myself on Friday, but whether it's the sugar or timing, only Brittany was listening to me. I dunno. Tamed, I guess.


Oh, BTW:

You are a Social Liberal (65% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (28% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

It's like the other one I took for Gov't. And I like how the totalitarian has a picture of Darth Vader =)

Scrabble Wiz! You scored 79% on Your Biology Word Hoard!

Great job! You're heading for the top of the heap. You know most of the words for groups of animals and for their young. You'll enjoy this wonderful book: An Exultation of Larks, which has all these answers and a lot more. It's amusing, as well. You're probably great at crossword puzzles, too. You don't panic if you get a "q" or "z" in Scrabble, but once in a while you have to look things up. Please don't forget to give me a rating! Continous improvement, that's my motto, and I can't do it without your feedback. And, if you liked this, you should go try my other test, The Other Urban Legends Test. (It's a little easier.)

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 90% on Word Hoard

Link: The Clucks and Chicks Test written by notalady on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

(suprised)

(skipped Amy's tests about sexuality because she's not in a relationship and that makes results wrong.)

PcBY took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test! "Feels exhausted by conflict and quarreling and des..." Click here to read the rest of the results.

(Wowed at its accuracy)(shudders)


haha, finally a nice argument w/ humor, everyone read this!
i got this from Thomas. 'Tis cool beans. :D


1] Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2] Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3] Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

4] Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5] Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were
allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6] Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7] Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8] Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9] Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10] Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

**one of the saddest parts about our society is that...these arguements, before the humourous common sense, are the real reasons why people can't accept gay marriages.

> > REPOST IF YOU BELIEVE GAY MARRIAGES SHOULD BE LEGAL


( OMGZ RITA! )

and that, haha:
From: Amy
Date: Sep 27, 2005 8:01 PM

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"