16 May 2005

Fwd: Even God Likes A Good Laugh

A little something I got from Mother. Horrible generalizations, but the last bit is kinda funny:

Even God likes a good laugh

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1 He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.

6 comments:

  1. LoL, that gave me a good chuckle. ^^ i love it. Where does your mother get these things? Haha. :)

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  2. from co-workers ^^;;

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  3. You left out the "Jesus could have been a kindergarten teacher" segment.
    As I recall, it goes something like:
    He had to tell little demons to be quiet.
    His authority was always being questioned.
    He was upset about having to clean the temple after others had made a mess of it.

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  4. I don't get the last one, but haha..

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  5. Anonymous18.5.05

    None of the women I know are that great -_-. They never get back up to do work.. lazy asses.

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  6. Hey Jeff, YO MOMMA?

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