A little something I got from Mother. Horrible generalizations, but the last bit is kinda funny:
Even God likes a good laugh
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black:
1 He called everyone "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Fathers business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
LoL, that gave me a good chuckle. ^^ i love it. Where does your mother get these things? Haha. :)
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ReplyDeleteYou left out the "Jesus could have been a kindergarten teacher" segment.
ReplyDeleteAs I recall, it goes something like:
He had to tell little demons to be quiet.
His authority was always being questioned.
He was upset about having to clean the temple after others had made a mess of it.
I don't get the last one, but haha..
ReplyDeleteNone of the women I know are that great -_-. They never get back up to do work.. lazy asses.
ReplyDeleteHey Jeff, YO MOMMA?
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