Sorry, I can't resist, this is too funny...or that I have a weird sense of humor:

"By comparison with you, a jellyfish is uptight," Iruka muttered.
"Jellyfish are uptight," Kakashi replied drolly. "Cranky little bastards. Lousy tempers, sting like a demon from hell if you even look at 'em funny..."
"The point here is finding a way to pay off our debt, not debating about the personality traits of jellyfish!"

(unable to complete the blog entry due to abdominal pains from laughing too much technical difficulties.)

EDIT [1:14]: Fanfics are great. They satisfy a fangirl's daily dose of bishounen torture?...I mean, how often do YOU hear (a VERY perverted) Kakashi say that his dream job, besides being a jounin and ANBU member, is to be a porn star?