two things:

1| Sometime in this past week some adware sneaked into my cute computer and started advertising. So now I'm very mad and annoyed

2| My very good friend from HK, whom I've never met, sent me this, which I thought was hillarious. [look at all those commas!]

4 difference types of college student:

Commoner: We're having a Math test next week??!!
Average : We・re having a Math test tomorrow??!!
Above normal: We・re having a math test next lesson??!!
God-like: We just had a Math test??!!




Larry: How come there are only two file on the desktop?
David: I don't know. There were two only two when I woke up. (recieves stares)
Larry: Like you ate one in your sleep or something?